Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

So....I'm back.

Hey.


[ooc: Dated to a couple hours after this]

Hello. I'm Dr. Lisa Cuddy. I've been here a few days, and I still feel as lost as I did the day I arrived I need to get home to my daughter. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to leave this 'Land of Make Believe'. Does anyone have any information or ideas on how to leave?

THIS.
PLACE.
IS.
SO.
BORING.

I find myself in need of advice.

It's a funny thing when I can't decide whether or not last weekend was the best use of my time. Apart from the fact that only today do I feel like I can move.

BORED. Turns out mass panic is only fun when it creates stuff to do.

Where's the rest of the crippled Doctor's club? I tried HQ but it was empty apart from a load of canes, wheelchairs and some of those stethoscope-thingys. And the sign I shone into the night sky got nothing.

Question.

How many individuals here are medical doctors?

Of those individuals, how many of you have a limp or require a cane, because I am beginning to notice a trend that I find altogether too strange.

Is the new phone a special prize for hitting a new level on the crazy scale? If I start peeing myself do I get a car?