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This message is for anyone who knew my brother. He's has been sent home.

How do you know when someone's gone home? There has to be some sort of indication.

So, my first "odd occurrence" here at the castle and it seems to be an aging event. If you've grown a beard, I want pictures.

So I’m not entirely sure I like being manhandled by a bunch of strangers while being under some sort of hypnotic spell that makes me compliant. No, scratch that – I’m damn bloody sure I don’t like it. Is that anyway to treat someone who just arrived in another world? It’s just rude, that’s what it is. I’d say as if I need a shower now but I feel as if I’d been sick they’d have put me into some sort of decontamination chamber if it was necessary. Still, it might help.

Right, so, they filled me in on what was going on around here. Another planet, which by the way has a rubbish name with an equally ridiculous-sounding land – country? I feel as though I’ve stepped into a storybook. They also said we can’t pop home until this place lets us. Guess that means I should introduce myself to my fellow misplaced travellers.

Hullo, my name is Al Potter. Looks like I’m your newest arrival here.

Given I do not understand how magic works, is there anything you know of that could work in getting rid of these ghosts? Or is this something we just simply have to suffer through until they decide to go away on their own?

I would just like to say Happy National Coming Out Day to my fellow LGBTers! It'd be better if there was a parade happening, but I'll just fly my rainbow colors instead.

Hallowe'en isn't something I'm accustomed to being costumed for. Is there a dress code one should adhere to, or will general masquerade be acceptable?

Tifa is also gone.

This is rubbish. I was supposed to have my summer holiday but now it's October instead of June and I have to go to Muggle school. And the grown-up me won't even let me keep my wand during school, just says something about the trouble I'd get into, which I so would not! And there's something they're not telling me, I know it.

I want my Reg to go home to do something fun. What's there to do around here?

Oh my, I'm a Cartoon Character? I look really weird, but you know I think I can have fun with this. So who else got turned? Or did everybody just get turned into a cartoon?

Tell me we're not in one of those musical cartoons now.

Crazy how quiet it feels around here.

Hope that's not a sign.



Hope that's not a jinx. Crap.

Assuming we keep to the same rooms for the entire duration of our stay, does anyone complain if we change anything? The color palette is louder than Normandy's FTL drive.

So, I woke up to this today.

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Darcy, did you do this?

[This would be filtered to Regulus and Tracey if she knew how. Alas.]

Do dogs have any special dietary needs other than not pastries?

[A deep, joyous bark is heard.]

Hush-- no. No past-- get down. Oh, for-- come here, you ridiculous creature.

[Filtered to Tracey and Narcissa]
Good news, everyone. My brother is here.

Would someone like to watch after a House Elf while I figure out why this blood place dropped my brother into my rooms?

Right, I still don't believe the lot of this, but I am willing to suspend my disbelief if some kind soul can tell me where I can get a bottle of Ogden's. That would be a far better "welcome" gift than this impossibly complicated piece of rubbish Muggle technology.

Think we can get a Quidditch game going?

Hermione...do you know of a way that maybe non-magical people can fly? I think it'd be brilliant to get a few matches set up, or even a tournament if we could!

Anyone interested in Quidditch?