Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I'm sort of worried the clothes are going to come back from the laundry three sizes too small. Or pink.

Filtered to Dr Lisa Cuddy
I was wondering if I could ask you something?
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Would anyone happen to know why the shops have become slightly more pinker in their decoration?

Hey, we got a doctor on call around the castle? Otherwise I need to know if the trolly does night runs or if I gotta borrow someone's ride.

OMG OMG PUPPY!!!!!!!!!

Ariadne you are my favorite person EVER!

I need 'elp wiv me wee me.

hello roommate

do you want to go play in the snow

theres a gift for you on the christmas tree in the living room

i went through a lot of trouble to steal that back on earth so you better appreciate it

{lots of outside noise before a worried voice is heard} Excuse me, miss, could you...{She's quiet when that person just walks by before finishing} Tell me where I am...

I want to go out this weekend. Blair, Chuck, Sirius? No table dancing this time though.

I'm glad the strike is over. It's not that I can't get by with doing things for myself, but it's just easier when someone else is washing your clothes for you instead of lugging it to a cleaners.

Where is Guinevere? Womna worker broughb reakfast thi smorning, not Guinevere. Miss Guinevere. Miss Sam. Miss Dean.

Well this place is simply fascinating--well provided that this place actually is fascinating. I'm not sure where I am, but I figure the fact that I am here without knowing why or even how probably makes it fascinating. Not many times am I this stumped.

But the scroll seems to provide some clues, and I suppose I am in the Land of Make Believe which is so incredibly vague, but no matter. I figure I'd start with this global social network here and introduce myself. I am The Doctor, and if anyone can report to me anything more about this place that'd be swell!

I brought more bread back from the bakery. It's in the kitchen and anyone is free to use it.

Did anyone else see the newspaper article the other day? At least someone is working on negotiations with the help at the castle. While I firmly believe that all their demands should be met, I, unfortunately, am not in such a position to grant them. It really is a pity, though, that it had to come to this.

How are the kitchens looking? I still have the money that was given to me when I first arrived, if that's any help to purchase food and supplies in town. I've also come to understand that there are hunting parties going out as well? That's a nice. If you happen to catch a few rabbits, I've learned how to make a delicious stew.

Furthermore, has anyone seen my brothers - their names are Peter and Edmund? I'm a bit concerned as to why they are not here with me, and if anyone has any information about where they might be, it would be a great help.

The food is running out. I hate to ask but if anyone is able to donate some things it would be much appreciated.

How is everyone doing? Where are my campers? I hope we're making ourselves useful around the castle during all of this. It just wouldn't do to give the wrong impression, am I right?

I hear there's a group that's going out hunting in the morning. I need my beauty sleep, but I'm more than willing to help prepare and serve food, should I be needed.

Maybe I should get a job. These clothes just won't do anymore.

It appears that the servants have forgone their duties and as such the feasting hall is no longer a source of food. I am prepared to hunt for myself as well as any who should need it. Dare I say there are others fit for the task of a good hunt as well? Or perhaps of preparing the feast of whatever beast that will be snared?

nofood thi smorning.

I don't know what everyone is complaining about, I like the new lights. They remind me of a disco ball. I'm in the mood for some Lady Gaga music.

I am hungry, though... Do you think the kitchen has fondue?

There's enough food left in the kitchen to last a few days. I know a lot of people do not have the money to rely on outside places to eat so I am willing to make what I can. Would anyone be willing to help? There are quite a lot of people to cook for and I would not manage to do so quickly without help.

So I took a shower, a nice long one; then, I ate some breakfast. It was really good. And then... I went to the library or whatever based on some information I received a few nights ago. Turns out.. I'm apparently 'not real'. ... How do you react to something like that?

i dont understand
this isnt anything like ive seen before
help