Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

[Filtered to Tracy Davis]
I require some assistance. I am in need of proper feminine clothing, preferably in black.

Well, this is certainly the most curious way I have ever woken up. I've luckily already found my body and its current occupant, but could someone kindly direct me to the person whose body I seem to be in? He's a dark-haired young man with an odd scar on his left forearm, like some kind of brand, perhaps.

I also appear to be in possession of some sort of... power, that comes with the body? I turned my alarm clock into a stuffed bear this morning and I haven't the faintest idea how it happened!

[Filtered to Severus and Tracey]
I don't want to alarm either of you, but it seems I've stolen someone's body. What a glorious birthday gift this place has given me.

I'm not going to say anything publicly until the owner speaks up.

The existence of this contraption called a 'smartphone' is proof that this place is no creation of my mind. Hardly makes this less distressing difficult to wrap ones mind around.

I didn't just laugh like a witch while Lord Atherol was chewing on a pumpkin. Did I mention the hat I've been wearing?

The witches hats have to go.

If I hear my junior self say "touch the rainbow" one more time, I may disregard the morality of using a silencio on him. He very nearly got himself and his constituents blamed for this little escapade.

Is anyone, I don't know, concerned about the approaching holiday?

Do we not remember what happened last year?

One of the interns at the radio station is a bit of a know-it-all, tending to try and cut in to tell fellow interns what to do or sometimes talking back to staff. This hasn't gained him much favour, needless to say. The intern has been told to adjust his attitude and it apparently didn't get through, as it came to a new low today.

The station manager was kind and bought lunch for the interns and himself, but stepped out briefly to take a phone call. The little know-it-all troubled intern proceeded to take and eat the station manager's side dish from what they had ordered for their meal. Of course, none of the interns had a problem saying exactly who had stolen the delivery food.

Part of me cringes at how fast this story has traveled around the office, but it's such a cringe worthy story in itself. I can't even grasp the logic. I suspect we're going to have one less intern quite shortly.

Well, this is new. A miniature typewriter with some sort of tiny television?

Can anyone read this?

Does anyone else feel it is entirely too early for Halloween candy?

Sometimes studies can be utterly brilliant to up productivity and all that, but I don't understand doing study of 1,000 females or so with no consideration to what or where or who and then make broad statements about female listeners. There's a study circling around the office someone did about females and radio contests based on 1,000 women studied. The top conclusion the study found was, "Women like to win things." Their solution? "Make sure people win" or, if one wants to get the female demographic, consider cutting out contests.

I miss the WWN and home a bit today, I must say. I think I'm going to have to find something fun to relax with this evening. Anyone have suggestions?

Proof that if you are loud and obnoxious enough about it, wishes really do come true.

( Lord Atherol )

Which means a certain cat’s hissing and spitting is somewhat concerning.

Tracey, I have something that belongs to you.

And another strange event passes and I still don't have a live pig. A boy's dreams can only withstand so much disappointment.

Mass sleep-over in the dining room or ballroom.

- Good idea
- Shut up Eames
- what?
- [reaction of your choice]

For those feeling left out because this place didn't 'assign' them a new best friend forever, I'm just putting this out there, there are magical ways to get the same affect.

Just saying! You, too, could be like us popular kids.

It...could be worse I suppose. Though far from ideal or practical.

Ron? Are you okay?

Am I the only one who thinks that was timely?

[Filtered to Tracey and Eames]
You know I can leave no good deed un-repaid.

[Regulus started filtering this to Albus - but ended up deleting it]
Albus Al Albus
Do you I suppose I can't
Why now?! Why are you back now
I don't know what to say

( Al, Arthur, Ariadne, Reg, Sev and Tracey )

So. Just how much trouble might I be in? On a sliding scale? A LARGE sliding scale. From 1-1000? 1000 being the worst, 1 being who the bloody hell is this annoying twat. Just how much trouble am I in? This cannot be good.

Bollocks.

I am so

Brilliant and just looking out the window

Yeah. This is going to end well. Can see that right now.

Well this is interesting. It has been years since I've seen 2012.

I remember typing these very
Deja vu is hardly the way to describ