Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I'm not quite sure how to process something. I have been known to faint on occasion, most recently about heights. It's an illogical fear I can not fight.

But apparently my dreams have been pointing to something, not that I have any faith in the reliability of dreams. There is no scientific fact. And last night I observed something that made me faint.

Spock. The Spock lives in the same hallway as me.

asdflkj; can you smell my excitement?

[Sounds of rustling, moving furniture, windows and doors being opened. Punctuated by gruff mumbles that do not sound amused.]

[Sounds of pacing, a pause, pacing resumes for a second.]

Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a princess.

[Call cuts out.]

So this is going to sound really weird, but there's something I want to test out and I need someone completely normal to help me? You know no supernatural types or anything like that, just good old fashioned humans.

I promise it's nothing bad.

I just don't understand why you would have stables but no horses. That's completely mental, not to mention extremely disappointing.

Also, it seems like I am now planning a birthday party. Any suggestions for a venue? I'm new to this place and don't know my way around yet.

Chistery came home with a cap on today. Does it belong to anyone?

Because frankly he looks like an idiot. Which isn't a characteristic one looks for in a Familiar.

So... er, waking up in a castle. That's a new way of being kidnapped. Hadn't had that one happen before. Seriously, this is more upscale than most kidnappings, and there are no chains and whips in sight. I could possibly be okay with a vacation like this.

[The sound of footsteps, he's pacing as he's recording it]

This seems to be the most efficient way of reaching out to people and the others who are inhabiting this area from what information I can gather from this network. Is there an explanation for this? I had a communication device that should at least be able to pick up Starfleet and yet I cannot reach them in any way or form - however, I am reading the dates on these primitive devices as...centuries ago, which cannot logically be possible. If anybody at all can assist me in a solution I would be most grateful, as I am not supposed to be here.
Spock out.

[The beeping sound of several keys being hit leads into the following monologue, clearly not meant for the public]

Acting-Captain's Log: Stardate, Unknown

I have no idea where or when it is I woke up just now, but I can definitely say I don't like it. My communicator is on the fritz, and I can't reach Scotty to inform him of the fact that he's messed up big time. He was supposed to beam us back onto the Enterprise, but complaining about that won't do anything for now.

I found this weird device upon my arrival here, in this strange old castle, and it looks to be some sort of primitive mobile phone. I remember seeing a diagram of one a while back in one of my history textbooks. I can only assume that I've either ended up on a planet with a remarkably similar technological growth to Earth, or that I've gone back in time. I didn't think the latter was possible, but after the day I've had, I'm not sure anything is impossible anymore. Especially time travel.

I think I've figured out how to use this thing, anyway, and here's hoping I've worked out its privacy features.

Kirk out.