Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Well Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore... but it looks like someone got me a ticket to Disneyworld! I see a castle, anyway! Which way to the teacups? I guess I'll ask my BRAND NEW SMARTPHONE! And I even have money and a bus pass! This is like Christmas. I'm in Heavennnnnn! (Who do I have to screw to repay for this? Hopefully a hot babe!)

Well, it looks like I've landed myself in the Land of Make Believe. Really, the only logical conclusion is that this is a very intricate dream, because I can't explain how I got here and I could've sworn I just walked past a couple of the Avengers. Assuming I am unconscious on the other side, I can only hope that Leonard keeps me under, plugs me into life support and lets me ride this one out, this is definitely one I'm gonna want to remember.

Oh, who stops to update their blog in the middle of a dream? How silly of me. Now, I'm off to see how many autographs I can get before I wake up.

I swear if witches are behind this I am going to drain every single last one of them. I do not have time for this!

[Makers Call (Unheard and unseen by anyone but Pam Swynford de Beaufort)] Pamela

( Private to Elena Gilbert )

Whoever put this goddamn phone in my pocket thinks he's cute, with your little note and board-game money. I got news for you, Wetspot, whoever you are. You caught me at a bad time.

Who are you and what the fuck is this shit.