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This place and I had sort of made peace.. after the whole kidnapping thing. 

So it's confusing as arse here, but you can't really knock resurrection, can you? Though technically I wasn't dead ye

But.. now I can't get on to George. I can't find him. Eve's still with me. There's others claiming people are missing too. Annie? Mitchell? Tom? Are any of you still here? What's going on? They can't just.. leave?

So this is the time when I kind of start wishing I stayed at the castle.

Still, suppose I can't argue with a job and a roof over my head, huh? And I get to be question master at the pub quiz tonight. I get a microphone and everything.

[George]
You told Nina yet?

I feel like my schedule may need reshuffling now that I am not sharing my rooms.

People on the television set appear to have a lot of antiques to sell...

i never knew hangovers could last this long.

i can't remember anything about last night.

must've been a brilliant birthday. i feel like i'm dying.

I want a pig, goddammit! It's all I've been asking for for a year now. Apparently this place can bring me back to life, twice, but it's too hard to produce a Sus scrofa domestica.

I am so done with this place.

I was on a walk ambushed by Vampires in broad daylight-

I round a corner and ..everything completely changes ..I’m in a cocking ..castle?. Writing this actually makes absolutely no sense. But do correct me if I'm wrong. I wasn’t ware there were any medieval themed sandstone alleyways constructed in Barry.

I can’t reach the home phone. I've got ..some phone I've never seen before and a cryptic bloody note about as informative as The Sun.

Someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on?

it's my birthday next sunday.

i forgot about it last year until after the day, but i hadn't been here that long and i didn't know anyone, not really.

i wondered if anyone would want to go for a drink with me, or maybe something to eat.

Humans are strange. I don't know if that is in a good way or bad way. It is easier being a fairy.

[Panicked sobbing as he tries to work out the phone, pressing a few buttons before realising it's working]

W-what h-happened? I-I-I was dying, I was going to get to see my Nina and n-now I'm in some...some...some shitty Hogwarts!

Oh g-god, where am I? Is this the afterlife? I thought...no, I-I'm not a GHOST, I....oh god. [Starting to get angry now, shouting] WHY?! Why won't you just let me go?! First you t-take Mitchell away from me, one of my only FUCKING friends, then you drag my Nina away and you won't let me DIE! [Quieter now, voice shaky]

This is just revenge, isn't it? Some...some sick joke.


[ooc; He's just panicked right now, he'll calm down xD]

So this is going to sound really weird, but there's something I want to test out and I need someone completely normal to help me? You know no supernatural types or anything like that, just good old fashioned humans.

I promise it's nothing bad.

Okay this is...new? I mean this would probably be much less confusing if I'd been asleep or something but I wasn't, I was just suddenly in a room in a bloody castle.

I'd think I was hallucinating if I wasn't pretty sure that was impossible

So...does anyone have an explanation? Is there even anyone out there or am I just typing this for the sake of my own cracking sanity?