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Sep. 25th, 2013


[info]burnthemall

shitshitshit

Has anyone seen Gretel? Tall, dark hair, scowls a lot, bit of an attitude. Anyone? Anywhere?

Filtered to Shepard

Please tell me she's just hanging out with you, right?

Sep. 17th, 2013


[info]burnthemall

Why are middle aged businessmen so boring? I mean, under all the sordid shit they try to hide, just boring?

And when did child abuse become a entertainment franchise? I mean, really, how can that stuff be legal? They're like performing monkeys. If monkeys were forced into frilly shit, painted up and give really big hair.

I really wish I'd tailed the floozy in the skirt instead.

Sep. 13th, 2013


[info]spectrestatus

I don't suppose anyone might know of a good place to find a sturdy, moderately-sized workbench? Just looking for something that will fit comfortably in one of the castle bedrooms.

Finding one seems like it will be the easy part. Toting it back should be interesting.

Sep. 8th, 2013

[info]_notacoward

Rachel.
Hermione.
And my sister.

Why not me?
Please bring them back. Whatever- whoever is doing this...

[info]littlest_king

I think Rachel Dare is gone. Her phone isn't working anymore.

[info]geekmonkey

Ah, it's good to be back in school! At least I hadn't gotten past the initial idea stage of working on my dissertation otherwise I'd be freaking pissed about that.

Sep. 6th, 2013


[info]dreadlock

Well that was quicker than expected. Not that I'll be complaining, but it looks like I've just re-entered the work force. Moderately daunting but wholly invigorating to say the least.

Guess that puts an end to sitting around this place like a spare part.

Sep. 3rd, 2013


[info]lifeyoulive

You have got to be kriffing kidding me. I just got over the last round of Seal-created strange. And really, the Land of Make Believe?

Sep. 1st, 2013


[info]spectrestatus

Thanks, guys. Really. I love being included.

Aug. 31st, 2013


[info]burnthemall

Apparently, some people just don't suit hats. Apparently, I am one of them.

I don't think I've ever felt this ungainly since I was thirteen.

Private to Gretel

You could've picked a better time. Stalking someone undetected is not easy when you practically glow in the dark.

You suck so bad.

[info]jupiterdrops

So, after much consideration, I've decided I'm cranky with the two gifts this place has given me. Hi, late to the party. How come I got all the semi-depressing nostalgia goodies?

Totally lame. Wasn't just me that got heart strings plucked, right? Right?

[info]doctorfun

Well? Isn't anyone going to say something?

Aug. 27th, 2013


[info]noonesfool

I am in need of some help. I am needing to have an income, but these times are strange to me and I am uncertain how to go about having a job. Given I am also not human, having a job outside of the castle is out of question. Is there anyone that may be able to help me figure something out? Datak would undoubtedly dislike this, but he is not here and I need to survive

[info]_gretel

HANSEL.

What the fuck did you put in the toothpaste.

Aug. 25th, 2013


[info]spectrestatus

Assuming we keep to the same rooms for the entire duration of our stay, does anyone complain if we change anything? The color palette is louder than Normandy's FTL drive.

Aug. 23rd, 2013


[info]burnthemall

How in the name of fuck do you get this fucking sparkly shit off? Is there a trick to it? A fucking curse? What the hell masochist made this stuff?

Bitch, you're so for it.

[info]burningvanities

[This would be filtered to Regulus and Tracey if she knew how. Alas.]

Do dogs have any special dietary needs other than not pastries?

[A deep, joyous bark is heard.]

Hush-- no. No past-- get down. Oh, for-- come here, you ridiculous creature.

[info]doctorfun

Amazing! Simply amazing! I've a visitor! Oh, this is a quaint reminder of Earth! I am.. without words, really!

Helena, Claudia Donovan! You'll know this one, needs no introduction but a simple: K-9! Come see, do come see!

[info]spectrestatus

.... My space hamster just showed up.

How

Does this count as someone from my world coming here

It's my damn HAMSTER

IT'S MY HAMSTER!

I suppose this means I need a job now. Boo needs.....stuff In advance, no one judge me if they see me wandering around with a fuzzy rodent on my shoulder.

Aug. 21st, 2013


[info]_gretel

Good to know fuckery is a form of humor that's survived the centuries.


Thank you to whomever it was in the office that left the pressurized can of Diet Coke in the cold box. The bees absolutely loved me on the tran back to the castle.

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