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So. Anyone need a spork?

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Hey, Dean! Special message from a chick you don't know. Your cutesy sarcasm makes you quirky, therefore you are cute. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

So, I'll admit I'm girly. There's no denying it. I prefer dresses and skirts over pants, and no my hair is not naturally curly at the ends.

But...seriously? Rhinestones are not my thing. Let alone pink and sparkly things. Closest I get to pink is red. I really dislike waking up this morning, trying to go for my phone and have it encased in rhinestones! My favorite trench has rhinestones on the sleeves now and I've spent the last half hour trying to cut them off without damaging the fabric.

This is absolutely ridiculous. Why is this even happening?

( Olive )

Anyone want to do something? I mean.... I dunno what. Something something. I could build something. Its been ages since I built something like... properly. I think I neeeeed... 4 stainless steel bright flat bars aaand maybe some kind of circuit board. A system board? I could strip one out o hjdksafflnnnnnnnn


... Dude. Its totally not a good plan to type on the move.

( Kitty )

[OOC: Peter's just sat through one of Anakin's classes. Cue caffeine buzz.]

I should be looking forward to finishing these stupid summer classes and getting ready to enroll at the local college, but I should be doing this with my friends! I never thought I'd be going to college alone. Elena, Bonnie and I are supposed to go together. We're supposed to go watch Matt play football on the weekends. I'm not supposed to be alone! And being the only vampire here blows!

YEAH

ITS READY

Ahhh im gonna have so much fun tomorrow you dont even know

MARY, RIVER, COME SWIMMIN WITH ME

Where am I?

I went to bed last night at my house. The Land of Make Believe was on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. I swear this is a crazy dream. I have a letter from Mr. McFeely. I suppose the King and Queen will welcome me next, and then the trolley will come by. There is no way this is possible. There is just know way, and if this is some prank, be ready. Finn, this isn't funny. I know I hate you snoring, and I really thought about stuffing a sock in your mouth, even if it would ruin a matched set. I can't stay, and I am smashing your entire classic rock cd collection when I get back. I'm just letting you know.

Why is my iPod here and not my real phone, or my computer?

This can't be real. Where is dad, and Blaine?

Is there anyone here who can help me? I have no idea how I got here or how to get home. Was I kidnapped? Because you should know, people will be looking for me.

Perhaps the rest of you people have time to be taken away from home, but I had rather important things to be doing.

Who's in charge here?

Matt is gone. I went by his room to see why he wasn't in class today and his stuff is gone. He got sent back home just when I thought things were going to actually work out and be ok. First Elena, now Matt. I don't want to be here anymore.

I want to thank everyone who helped set up last night! The grounds look fantastic!! I hope everyone has been having fun today! I know I have been!

I for one, do not feel like going to class tomorrow or work, for that matter.

Monday we're having a party!

I know not everyone is from America or even Earth and technically we're not even on Earth, but we're having a Fourth of July party anyway. I already talked to the castle and kitchen staff and we have full use of the entire grounds for the party. The kitchen staff will BBQ so there will be plenty of food.

I'll be spending Sunday night decorating, so if anyone wants to help me, Matt Donovan, I'm looking at you, I'll be out there after dinner.

This place is so boring.

I want green jello.

I had better not get affected by this whole losing a sense thing because I have work and summer classes now and I can not afford to skip two weeks because I'm suddenly blind or deaf. Just a word of advice to whoever is in charge of choosing who these things happen to, leave me out of it!

Brittany and Donald, if neither of you are busy this weekend we should have a meeting for the Glee Club. Decide if there is anything else we need to do before we begin trying to recruit people.

[ There's lots of rustling in the background, and the sound of sniffles as Brittany tries to hold up the recorder, but just ends up dropping it. This goes on for a good five minutes before an audible growl of frustration can be heard. ]

Uh. I -- um. I think something is wrong. I can't feel my legs, or my arms, or my fingers, or my toes, or my head, or my skin.

I think I need to see a doctor.

Um --

Help...?

Please.

[ There's another long pause as she tumbles out of bed with a loud squeak. ]

Is this real life?

Matt, Vicki and anyone else who is interested in summer classes at the high school, I went over on Friday and summer classes start June 13th. Classes are Monday, Wednesday and Friday from eight to twelve. I'm signing up tomorrow. Who's coming with me?

Can we have pink hanging carpets tomorrow? Maybe ones that sparkle and have kittens on them?

Who gets to decorate the castle?

This castle needs hidden passageways. Or else I need to be looking harder although now that I'm not exhausted all the time, I might find some. It's amazing how different things look when you get seven hours sleep every night instead of two at the most. If there aren't any hidden passageways, I'm happy to get started on making some. If people want to pay me to find/make secret passageways, I would be very happy for that to happen.

Also, I want butterbeer.

Donald, have you found the piano? Brittany and I got some sheet music the other day and if you're still interested in playing piano for us I can bring you some, see if you can play it. I don't know if you're familiar with some of it.

Is there anyone else here who plays an instrument?

I still want to plan a dance or party of something to make up for the fact that me and Matt and anyone else who should be going to Prom, will be missing it. I need help though, because as much as I enjoy organizing things, I can't do something that big by myself.

Matt, I think we should enroll in summer classes at the local high school so we can get our GEDs and graduate. I am not going to let being kidnapped prevent me from graduating high school!

[Filtered to Vicki]
Matt's birthday is this week. Are you planning anything for him?

I don't know what everyone is complaining about, I like the new lights. They remind me of a disco ball. I'm in the mood for some Lady Gaga music.

I am hungry, though... Do you think the kitchen has fondue?