Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Oh, I know I was not brought to some random ass castle just to deal with a bunch of babies and crazy grown ups. That's right, I said ASS, whatcha gonna do about it?! The way I see it, my momma ain't here. Ya'll can't do nothin' and if you wanna try, I say bring it! Until I can figure out how to get back home, ya'll are just gonna have to deal.

So shut your faces and quit your complain', geez.

Someone better take me home before my mom comes here and kicks your asses butt!

wuns upona tiem ther wer 2 brothers naemd deen + sam. they kikt butt.
the end.