Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I uhm. Huh. I can't see. The Force of Sight is allowing me to make out objects but it's on a different plane and weirdly colors the world, as well as drains my energy so... yea I can't see. I'm beginning to think I don't like this place at all.

Wow that... that was a lot longer than I thought. Ever go into a Force trance for four days waking up to feel refreshed and more centered in life; while still being insanely confused and, oh yea, starving? I'm hungry we need to eat.

Alright, this place is boring. But I'm thinking that probably has just enough to do with me as the place, so I figure it's time to change that. Whose up for a night out?! I am.

Work is really slow. It's great, but slow. There are too many things I want to buy, and not enough money.

I hope that I've been polite to the people who work here in the castle. Maybe if I'd shown how much I appreciate them more, then they wouldn't have been as upset.

[Filtered to all Witches and Wizards (mostly the HP universe, but she's not picky)]
I'm a fast learner, and pretty good with charms. Can someone teach me some cooking spells or charms or something? I want to be of more help around here. I've got work during the workday, but I can show up before or after, or maybe even during lunch?

[Filtered to adults]

Alright community. It's apparent that things aren't as safe around here as we were once lead to believe. Though I suppose we weren't really 'lead' to believe anything. Nevermind, point is the way I see it; we can get a bit out of order, and things can get a bit out of hand if we're not careful.

I have some experience in investigations and law enforcement, both as a Jedi and a former Galactic Alliance Guard member. So I've decided to start up a little 'business' or something around here, maybe a club, whatever. It's going to be an investigations unit. I'm looking for people to help out though, can't do things like this all on your own of course.

Obviously, way I see it, things that are going on with the kids, or things like that, we deal with for free. Yet if you have a private matter to be resolved, we can be hired out for a very small fee--we all need to work after all. If we're going to do anything besides sit in a castle all day.

So contact me if you're interested. If I can get three people to serve as my founding members, we'll work out the details of a location and name and what not.

[Voice Post, with Tonks sounding very worried]

Dora's even more sick. I don't know what to do.

So I took a shower, a nice long one; then, I ate some breakfast. It was really good. And then... I went to the library or whatever based on some information I received a few nights ago. Turns out.. I'm apparently 'not real'. ... How do you react to something like that?

[Filtered to Men Only]

I've been wanting to do something for my girlfriend since we arrived here, but I'm still pretty new at this dating thing and I'm still looking for a job, so I don't really have much extra money. I need some advice and not only is my best friend not here, but he's not very good in this department either.

Okay, I'm starting to wonder just how long we're meant to be around here.

Hey. You. Yea, the sexy girl with a strong and iron clad tolerance for alcohol--how are you doing? We haven't talked much since our... I guess it was a date. Which is my fault, I've been doing the exploring thing again.

That being said, I kind of get the sense on the last date I was acting a bit more nervous than I would usually admit,a nd would love to get the chance to be even better a second time. If you're up for it.

Alright so it's official. I'm obsessed with this sandwhich that's called a 'French Dip'. I don't really get it. But it tastes amazing, and I'm having more.

Oh that being said, some apparation woke me up at 3:30 am this morning.

...I have no idea why I just said that.

Interesting little world I've stumbled upon. Accomodations, meals and expansive grounds to walk out and explore. Seems like paradise, but what is really going on here? Can anyone tell me that? It seems all too good to be true, I'm rather waiting for some night terror or what have you, spring or fly out of no where and carry someone off.

Ooh, pretty morbid isn't it? Sorry my imagination at times gets to the better of me. Ah well enough introductions, I'm The Doctor, pleasure to meet you all.

So I've just seen several paper animal things fly by. Don't recognize the animals, but still find it a bit odd?

Hey everyone...I had this idea of how we could all be warm. I'm thinking we all gather in one central location, like the main part of the castle or something the big dining room maybe? and have one giant slumber party.

Alright, I finally feel a bit settled in this place. So I'm thinking it's time we get to getting to know each other, anyone up for a walk? I'm needing to explore.

I woke up with like twenty of these furry little ball things in my room. I was not happy. ... But now there are like forty.

These things are everywhere. I wanted just ONE, not sixty, or maybe there is more, and they get into a pile, no matter how I try to separate them. SIXTY! THERE ARE SIXTY!

Can we lock them all in a room somewhere until the room explodes? I am petrifying them until we can do something. They are not cute anymore.

I'm sleeping in the hall, and I think I left the window open.

Okay this place is a bit weird. In all my travels I don't know if I've ever seen anything quite like this.

I'd say it's beautiful and enrapturing, but then I remember I've been kidnapped. Has anyone, by the way, seen our 'captors' if we're all in this together?

I can't believe I tried to God I can't even look at him n

Anyone know where a girl can buy a gun around here?