Some things:
I refuse to eat anything that tastes like the inside of a fireplace, which is
everything in this fucking place. And also ricecakes. I am starving. Mind you, I don't appear to have a digestive system left, so that kind of negates the need to eat.
I want a steak.
Also, if this is Pirate Central, I am going on a treasure hunt.
That bloody dog is still there.
Simon? Got your stuff back. With interest.