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Why did they change the flavor of the green Skittle from lime to green apple? I am incredibly disappointed right now. I'm still gonna eat the whole damn pack, just not as happily as I would usually. Then I'll get a sugar high and bounce off the walls of my room before I experience the inevitable sugar crash.

So, what's keeping you awake at night?

Alright, I need a job so I can afford, well, stuff. And I need to keep busy. I have too much energy. I can cook, clean, sling suds, whatever--but my potential employer has got to be cool with me wearing the mask. I'm omni-lingual, have little to no fatigue so heavy lifting all day long is cool too. I'm down with manual labor. For a full list of skills, please inquire within.

Anyone hiring?