Attention, sprats! Are there any of you lot who can't swim, and would like to learn? Or maybe you're not a strong swimmer and would like to get better?
Yes, this is a thinly-veiled excuse to get into the pool as much as possible. And I'm fed up with listening to certain young people (DANIEL) whinging about the heat all the time. So, swimming lessons it is, if anyone wants them. Don't worry, I'm an excellent swimmer. As is Daniel, so he can help.