Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I'm happy to be myself again. Elphaba, I hope I took good care of your body for you.

What in Merlin's ruddy trousers is going on here!? This is not my body!

Well I think I have a few things I mightn't like to lift from off my chest, but I just can't seem to not.

Zoe, Mal never told you but the reason things almost went south on the job on Ariel was on account of me. I tried to sell River and Simon to the Feds. The money was too good for me not to be stupid, but I am sorry about that.

I never thought I’d miss my momma, seeing as I could always write to her or send her a message, and she could do the same for me, but I’m missing hearing from her. And I sure do miss her cookin. I know you know this momma, ‘cause I got punished for it anyway but I never said, but I did break your framed picture of Great-gramma Zola when I was eight and I know how much that made you sad, and I am really sorry. I hope back home is doing well, I think about you.

Luna, I know you’re sad and maybe, if you want, you could wear my orange cap, it was made for me by my momma and it always makes me feel better.

Kara, I gotta say you’re a damn fine mark and you know how to handle a gun better than most everyone I know, maybe even Zoe. You two could shoot off and we could all tell but I might be crossing a line asking for a show like that, so, just know I don’t mean nothing by saying. But you also talk more sense than most anyone else here and you’re damn fine looking nekkid and I’m hoping to see more of that around soon.

Not that work hasn't been keeping me busy enough lately, there's absolutely nothing to do here. I think I'd have more entertainment back in Afghanistan.

What have you all been doing to keep entertained?

If anyone would like any art of some kind to brighten up their rooms, let me know. I work with all kinds of mediums and don't mind drawing from my own imagination, or based to specs.

There was talk about employment and the need to fake documentation to get a position in certain professions. I hate how misleading it sounds but while I've had the schooling I'm lacking proof, and I'm in need of a few documents myself if I wish to pursue my desired career. I don't recall there being a consensus on where to go to get these documents.

Does anyone know and care to assist me with this?

Jack, there better be a good reason why I'm not waking up in Paris right now.