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How odd, that the little version of me should vanish and now I miss her.

Clearly this calls for some kind of intervention - who's available for a wild night of remembering why you don't have children in the first place?

Does anyone know where we can find a church. Easter Mass and all.

I got a job at a Kennel in town since I could use the money. It's not flying but the dogs are so sweet.

In fact I have a puppy now. She's a Newfie named Grizzly Anna. Sorry if she chews anything Roomie. I'll try and keep her in my room.

Um, excuse me, but does anyone have a pencil sharpener? I lost mine, I think, or maybe I never had one. The pencil I'm using broke and...

I was thinking. Does anyone else around here sing? I know I'm not at school, but I really miss all my friends in glee club, and I would like to sing, again. I know lots of song medleys by Ke$ha, or Britney Spears, or Katy Perry. I am a star, after all. I would like to sing, and if there is anyone out there that can sing, maybe we can do it together? I mean, like a duet or a group thing with dancing. I'm especially calling to people in wheelchairs, because I miss Artie. Oh, and people like Mr. Shue, because he keeps the group together.

Also, it's going to be Easter soon, does anyone know if the Easter Bunny stops in the Land of Make-Believe? I hope I get an Easter basket. :(

That's all.

PS: It's Brittany, bitch.

I may have dropped off the face of the Earth because I've been working so much every day. The good news is I've saved a lot, and I'm going to be getting a broom of my own soon!

I expect this means it's time to celebrate. I expect to hear from Gale Hawthorne, Sam Winchester, Uggy, and, of course, my brothers and cousin. Not to mention everyone else who wants to join up and have some fun.

You know who can keep Peeves under control?

The Bloody Baron. I'm not suggesting we bring him here, but we could make Peeves think that, at least. Right?

Also, I'd like my glasses back. I tried summoning them, but it's not working. I think those ghost children took them.

You know, it's much easier to keep in shape and not sit in your room eating danishes all day when you're at camp and there's a schedule, or if you're running around the forests all day hunting down manticores. I'm going to have to get off my butt and make myself train regularly.

So I'm looking for workout buddies. Jogging buddies, swordfighting buddies, hunting buddies, archery buddies. It's no fun doing it by myself.

So after finding out that my sister got a job at a Quidditch shop, I started thinking, we should totally make teams.

Ummm. Hi. I guess I'm new here? I'm Mop, Mullet. This place is well weird.

Since I can't leave I have to ask. Can we get brooms?