Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

So, I had an interview at the gym on Monday and they called me back today and want me to start next Monday. I'll miss the sun and the chance to tan while working, but atleast I'll still be working. It beats going to school for sure.

Jo, thanks again for calling the gym for me. I'm just glad the bodyswap thing ended before my interview.

Does anyone else use a sword? No offense to those I train with in the mornings, but the majority of you suck when it comes to swordfighting. But at the same time I suck at archery so we're even.

You've got to be bloody kidding me! I wasn't aware that we were in grade school and tattling was what we were doing now. I haven't tattled on anyone since I was like nine or something. This is so bloody ridiculous! I mean honestly, that's stooping lower than I have. I don't understand why he stays with you if you're such a twat! I need to blow off some bloody steam and I don't even have a broom to do that with.

I'm bored. I think I'm gonna go down to the lake for a swim. Anyone want to join me? Annabeth? Thalia? Anyone?

I spent the day in the kitchens baking to get ready to return to the bakery tomorrow and I'm not going to be able to eat it all so I have a couple of pies and pastries if anyone would like them. I'll even deliver them to your room if you'd like.

I never thought I'd miss my body so much. Then again I never thought I'd have someone else's body that didn't involve using Polyjuice.

Thalia, I owe you big time. I know it wasn't easy and you didn't have to work for me, but thank you. I get paid Friday so we'll settle up then.

Potters!! What say we attempt that family lunch or dinner or what have you again now that we've all got our proper bodies.

Can this PLEASE end?

I feel all moody today. I just want to stay home.

I miss my job.

I miss my boyfriend.

I miss my boy parts.

There. I think I've stopped blowing out the lightbulbs every time I think too hard about something. Sorry about that, Thalia. New magic is always such a pain.

[Gale]
How are you faring?

[Sam and Cas]
May I see you?

I didn't find out before, but who does this body belong to?

For once I'm glad Hermione isn't here. I am so bloody uncomfortable and don't understand how you women can stand having...these things in the way all the time. Not only am I glad that Hermione isn't here, but Harry and the twins too. They wouldn't let me hear the end of it, especially Fred or George. I just hope this ends soon so I can get my own body back.

Has anyone seen Katniss Everdeen? She would look like a boy at the moment. I know that isn't much to go on, but I don't know the person whose body she currently has. Normally we share quarters, but I haven't seen her since before this started and I can't locate her.

Annabeth, Thalia, have either of you heard from her?

DI IMMORTALES WUT IS THIS???

I'm a boy! I can't be a boy! I've taken an oath against boys!

Agh and somebody halp, this...thing keeps getting stuck in my pants it is SO BIG

It's actually pretty weird to think that it's my birthday, because my birthday had just passed at home before I was brought here. Atleast this year I wasn't fighting for my life with a possibility that I wasn't even gonna make it to my birthday. Actually, I could have died of embarrassment the last few days so that's not true.

I think I'm gonna go swim a few laps then head to breakfast. And if I don't get a blue cake today I guess it won't be that bad.

I helped DK cheat on his SATs. I lost my dad's puzzle ring when D'Argo and I were floating in space. I wasn't there when my mom died. I have wormhole equations locked in my head and I have so many people after them and I've been tortured for them and I don't even want them. I've robbed a shadow depository. I've been a kid's close encounter with Alien Kind. People think I am this huge badass warrior dude. hah. I'm a scientist, just trying to keep up with my dad. My favorite pulse pistol is Winona.

I miss Aeryn like you would not believe, but she has my twin so she won't even think about me. frell. I haven't seen her for monens... months, sorry, but she left with other me, and I got left behind. I bet they're frelling aalllllllll over Talyn. I would, if it were me with her. I hope they drive Crais insane. Insaner.

I miss Pip and Blue and Jool and D'Argo and Pilot and Moya, oh god you have no idea how much I miss her, and I miss my module. Frell, I even miss Buckwheat. And Stark, a bit. I do not miss food cubes or all the "What's a hooman, are you deficient?" dren. Or Scorpy or Crais. Everyone hates me back on Moya because I'm driving them insane with the stupid frelling wormholes. I wrote all over my walls once, trying to work out a variable.

I understand all languages. That one's actually useful. Not useful? My sliding scale of sanity. Also Harvey is a factor and he is not helping and he likes River. I think he wants to try and take over sometimes. Ugh.

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Is anyone else nervous about school? I know it won't be quite the same as starting over as a first year, but is it muggle school, or magic school? And if it's just muggle school, who's going to make sure we keep up with our magic studies? I don't want to get any more behind.

I never asked to be a demigod. I never asked to be attacked by monsters on a daily basis only to get blamed for every single thing they destroyed because humans can't see through the damn mist. I never asked for an absentee father or a scumbag of a step-father. All I ever wanted was to be normal. I never wanted to be a hero. And some hero I turned out to be, I can't even remember how many people....no kids....died because of me. It's my fault Charles Beckendorf and Bianca and Michael Yew and countless others died and I know it. I don't know why anyone would have wanted me in charge, because all I did was almost get Camp Half-Blood and New York destroyed.

And I don't even need to be reminded of how stupid I can be. I know that I don't think things through and people almost always get hurt. I've put my friends in danger countless times all because they believed it me, but I don't even know if I believe in myself.

And then there's Annabeth who is so smart and could have anyone she wanted. I'm afraid that one day she'll decide she's put up with my stupidity long enough and find someone else who she can have conversations with about architecture and who knows big words and can spell without having to rely on spell check for everything.

I miss my mom. She always knows just what to say or do to make me feel better, but she's at home with her new husband instead of here to bring home blue jellybeans or make me blue pancakes.

Lothor was incredibly sensual, and his magic made me want things that I shouldn't want. Absorbing the nature of a succubus didn't help, nor does the taint in my blood and on my soul.

Sam, I don't want you to think that you have led me on in any way. You haven't. But I've felt a kinship with you, because of our similar experiences, and because you were the first to befriend me in a strange place. And perhaps also because Aching Silver feels the pull of your aura and would take you in proxy, should anything ever happen to me. I have nothing to blame but my own weakness.

Still, this place is vastly preferable to hell.

I miss the Hunters. Things were so aesy when I was with them, I knew my place and I knew what to do. It was all abuot the glory of the Hunt and the thrill of the chase, but now theirs no purpose to it.

Thank gods Percy and Annabeth are here, but its still not the same. They have each other and I have no one. I shouldn't want to have anyone, I took my Othe a long time ago and I meant it but sometimes I wonder what I'm nissing out on. I never used to have these douts but the longer I stay here the more I wonder if I made the rite choice. And the more I trian with Gale the more I want to spend time with him which is stupid because he lieks Katniss and I'm not going to get in the middel of that.

I don't even know why I'm riting all this down but I'm just tired and confused and lonely and I need a big bowl of ice creem and I can't even spel that rite.

I miss the Hunters.

This bloody green and silver needs to fucking go. I'm beginning to hear sodding hissing in my bloody sleep and it's not making for a pleasent Jamie. It wasn't funny before and it's not funny now. Who is with me to get rid of it before I hex all the bloody Slytherins who were responsible for it?

There is a lot of talk about needing jobs, which with my last thirty I guess I better look into that as well.

I don't know how many people here would need my services but I thought I might offer. I read tarot and tea leaves the best but I can do all kinds of divination on all sorts of things. Not everyone here is magical so I'm sure a fair share of muggles won't take to my readings so seriously, so your first reading can be free if you want to give it a try.

I just got a new crystal ball in the city today, I'd love to break it in.

I'm pretty sure Clarisse is gone. And you know, I think I'm going to miss her way of finding new ways to inflict pain on peeple in practice.