Excuse me, I do not recall placing a port-key on that stack of papers, and furthermore, I do not recall linking said port-key to such a horrifically gaudy and terribly decorated place as this. This "castle" looks like a mixture of Hogwarts and my great-aunt Hecate's home.
No matter what the scroll says, I would appreciate to be sent back home. I am in the midst of planning a soiree and I doubt the house elves can last very long without me. Merlin knows that by now they have likely burnt down the entire chateau.
Who is in charge here? I don't have time for this sort of nonsense.