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I just wanted to let you all know that there are a few large platters of cookies in the kitchens. You are all more than welcome to take some- I made sure that there were plenty to share!

Has everyone taken to typing with their fists?

So. I've been here about two weeks now, and this place is insane. Thanks for turning me seventeen, people. Because that was just what I wanted to relive. Just rub it in that I used to be an idealistic little thing with all the hope in the world and now I'm bitter and cynical and - just...thanks for that.

Still haven't figured out a way to get home yet, either. Still working on that. My world sucks? But at least it makes sense.

hello

where am i?

this isn't narnia. but this is a castle?

Hello?

Where am I?

What are these fuzzy things that keep trying to crawl up onto the bed. I can't escape from them. There's nothing taller in this room than the bed!

Can someone help me?

Okay, who brought me here? Because I really don't have time for this little joke.

So, I'm just curious.

How many of you would go back to where you came from, if you had the choice?

( Filtered to those who are OK with their character being canon punctured and those who have found out they die in their canons. )

One minute I was on a train. The next minute, I'm in a castle. And this doesn't look anything like Narnia. What is this place?

I'm glad to learn that people are starting to regain their senses. This entire ordeal was a bit terrifying. I have to admit, that I was lucky enough not to lose them, but watching others stumble around without their senses was enough to make me grateful to have mine. I can't say that I have ever experienced something like this in Narnia, or even back in England.

Has anyone, by chance, seen my brothers? The fact that I have been here for so long all ready and have not had contact with my siblings does make me a bit concerned. We rarely go this long without talking; with the exception of Susan. She's always so... busy.

I guess that's all. I am glad people are starting to feel better and I'm sure it's all good news from here.

I seem to be unable to hear. I thought I'd avoided whatever condition is going round the castle, but no such luck.

Gwin seems to find it all amusing. I'm not completely sure, since it's not very easy to read a marten's lips, to say the least, but he certainly seems happy about something.

I shall be going to the courtyard to practise some of my fire routines, unless anyone would rather I didn't, in which case I'll move further off and find somewhere more secluded. I give you my word the castle walls are in NO danger whatsoever from me but if any of you see me, please give me some space or move into my line of vision - giving me a wide berth, naturally.

Oh, and please do not be alarmed if you see flame outside your window.

Hello.

I do believe that there is something going around. I don't feel symptomatic, but there are others out there who seem to be losing their sight, and their hearing, or smell, or touch. I'm not quite sure what it means, but I have to admit it's a bit alarming.

If anyone needs help, please let me know. I don't think I can cure you, but... I um, I can try. I have this healing cordial that seems to help with all sorts of things. I, um, don't know if it will help with whatever is going on, but I can try.

I want to make a tapperstry.

Also, I think Johanna's gone because her room is empty.

The tapestries are rather fascinating. They remind of the ones that would hang from the castle in Archenland. The ones in Cair Paravel have images of Aslan, those are my favorite. But these are nice. It's the Telmar flag that I'm not too fond of, then again, the Telmarines - aside from King Caspian - are not really that pleasant of a race.

Regardless, I like the tapestries, they're a nice addition. Perhaps I will look into making a Narnia one, it would be nice to have other nations and people represented.

Are there any people out there good at sewing and designing? Maybe I ought to venture out into the village to find supplies.

Did anyone else see the newspaper article the other day? At least someone is working on negotiations with the help at the castle. While I firmly believe that all their demands should be met, I, unfortunately, am not in such a position to grant them. It really is a pity, though, that it had to come to this.

How are the kitchens looking? I still have the money that was given to me when I first arrived, if that's any help to purchase food and supplies in town. I've also come to understand that there are hunting parties going out as well? That's a nice. If you happen to catch a few rabbits, I've learned how to make a delicious stew.

Furthermore, has anyone seen my brothers - their names are Peter and Edmund? I'm a bit concerned as to why they are not here with me, and if anyone has any information about where they might be, it would be a great help.

Um, is this a common thing to happen at the castle? If it's not one thing, it's another... now the staff are on protest? I think the only reasonable thing to meet their requests. I mean, they don't seem too demanding. They should be treated better.

I need someone who can do magic or healing or something like that to get up to my room, right now. Someone's done something to Daniel, and it needs to stop this very instant.

Umm, Weaver? I think your device malfunctioned. This isn't where we should be. You're here, right? Or.. Cameron? Agent Ellison? Mom? For one, I know it isn't the future since mostly everything is still standing, no ruins at all Doesn't feel like a Skynet work camp, too many people and no metal in sight Never been to a castle before. I'm surprised everything is so intact here.

So.. uh, hi. My name is John. I don't think I understand what's going on and.. oh. There's a scroll. Okay. Sounds like a nice deal. Good looking place too. But anyway, is there more to it, like why we're here or how? Also important, I have to know what the date is if anyone could let me know. Day, month, and year if possible.

I think there is someone in the room next to mine.

I'm bored.