This is a bloody joke, isn't it? Kidnapped to the
Land of Make Believe. That's probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. These people are pretty hospitable for kidnappers. Giving us a phone and what I think is currency. Pretty posh rooms too.
I'm going to assume that everyone on this network is in this similar predicament and introduce myself. My name's Dr. John Watson. Anything you can
really tell me about what's going on here would be lovely.