Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Please forgive me for neglecting to make introductions earlier. I wished to become better acquainted with this place before I did so. I am Jyuushiro Ukitake, Captain of the Thirteenth Division of the Court Guard Squads. I look forward to meeting all of you.

If you wouldn't mind, I would like to learn what you know of this place. I've had the opportunity to speak with Kurosaki-kun and a few others, but I'm certain all of you have unique perspectives to offer.

[ooc: Hi everyone. I'm going out of town for 6 days and won't have internet access beginning the 25th. I'd like to be sure I get activity done before then. I'll post a formal hiatus notice closer to the day I'm supposed to leave.]

So I guess I'm a shop girl, now. I'll need to remember I can't jinx rude customers.

Remus, I need help coming to terms with my new identity.

This place Nick Burkhardt appears to be gone.

All right. Someone had better start explaining. And if your name is Renji or Ganju, you can bet your ass I'm coming after you for dragging me here.

I'm back here again?

How appropriate is it to do '?!??!?!?!' is that allowed on these things? I feel it should be because Merlin's soggy bol beard! I had plans back home.

I was wondering how many people here have gone and come back? I'm still compiling data about this place and how it functions. I'm working on my low level scanner for unusual particles, but research is key.

Also:

( Cut for Grimm Spoilers! Only filtered against ickles. )

Saya-san is left. o(´^｀)o Rukia first friend in here. Maybe Saya-san see her good friend again? Hope it is so. Can still practice the English, I know! So many practice, I will get better. Make Saya-san proud, na! ヽ( ´¬`)ノ Because strong mind!! Can do this! Wait! Know better phrase.

I got this! (*′ω`)b゛ок!!

I did it. I finally fucking did it. I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel this past weekend. These past three days were a fuckin' nightmare. And not for the reasons Buffy or any of you probably think.

I'm well aware many of you have already seen this show or read the comic books. Or, hell, even both. Just do me a favor? Don't mention either of these things to Mini-Me. She doesn't know yet, and I...I just want to be able to have the option to tell her myself. And please, while we're on the topic, don't talk to her about monsters. Like vampires or demons. Whoever mentioned those to her, seriously...stop. She texted me a bit ago wanting to know if there were any back home or if it was just this place. I lied. Obviously.

Also, any of you making any fucking comments to my face about this show, I will punch you. It's no use defending myself here. But at least I am givin' you a fair warnin'.

( Uhura )

( Buffy )

( Duncan )

Bored. Bored. Bored.

I swear, set aside the fancy shmancy castle and I'm not really any better off than I was back home. Well, aside from Uhura. At least someone here was willing to take me in. But I'm still little. Adults like the little ones. I have hope.

So...besides the seriously useless school, what do people do around here? I think I've wandered around aimlessly enough times until the corridors of this place start lookin' the same. And I hate doin' homework. I'm half-in' it anyway since it's not like they'll transfer back home. At least I'm not failin'.

But seriously, what do you guys do all day?

I d Why did my roommate's room go em What happens when a person leaves here? To their room, their things, I mean.

[Added after Buffy's comment - public/viewable by all]
For any who had met him, evidently Spock is gone.

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( Private to Ickle Faith Lehane )

( Private to Nick Burkhardt )

I don't believe this crazy lady. What is she talking about? How can there be two of us one spot? She kidnaps me and treats me like I'm stupid.

I locked myself in the bathroom of this disgusting place. How can someone live in a place like this? Is this place even livable?

Can someone smarter and better explain to me what is going on here? Before the crazy lady manages to get me?

FUCK!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!


Why me? Why a fucking child of me, goddammit?!

The hell am I supposed to do with a brat-sized version of me? I can't even take care of myself. Where am I going to get the money and food for her?

Anyone want a damn kid? She's free. Small, annoying, and totally yours if you want her. You could probably shove her into the closet all day or put her up on a shelf. She's small enough to fit.

This is such bullshit. I don't do kids.

( Buffy )

Well, that was possibly the shortest length of time I've ever been put through the mill. What's it been, like, a week? Is this place goin' soft on me? Anyone else changed back yet?

Why do I get the feeling this place isn't done with me yet? Like...I'm getting a break before something bigger happens? Or smaller

( Buffy )

Seems a lot of people have been turned into various things. Anyone other than me still fully themselves?

Alright...so I know I don't exactly have many fans out there. Especially those at the castle.

But can someone suck it up for one night and help me out? I need to get to a bigger body of water. Staying this fucking tub will grow old fast. And I know you castle people got a lake somewhere.

Any takers?

Bueller?

-Faith

Good....I am myself. At least for now anyway. It's a little weird seeing people looking so well funny. But if like to offer my services to help out whenever I can. Just let me know what I can do.

Don't panic. I've dealt with worse. I think. Maybe.

Alright. I'm mildly impressed. So, what is it? Some drug or poison-induced hallucination? Am I asleep, is this you controlling my dreams right now?

The kidnapped away to an elaborate fairytale-like castle bit is one thing, but the fishtail? Now, that's a nice touch.

But cut the crap.

I'm not interested in playing your games, so go ahead and show yourself so that we can settle this. Face-to-face.

I didn't exactly question it before because I figured I was just dreaming. And the opportunity to take a shower was far too enticing and it was nice to actually sleep on a bed but I'm starting to think that this isn't a dream.

There was a note but it didn't really explain anything and I'm starting to freak out a little. As much as my sister is going to freak out when they find that I'm gone. And I'd kind of like to go back now.

The Land of Make Believe? Honestly As if I don't have more important things to be doing right now. If this is some sort of prank I'm going to

Hello, everyone. My name is Hermione Granger. While the accommodations are really quite lovely, this is not where I'm meant to be at all. I'm less than amused by the rather unhelpful note, and I'm looking for a bit more information on where exactly I am, how I got here, and how I can get home again. Anything you can offer would be appreciated. Thank you.