Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I'm not avoiding--


[private to Olive]
Hey. If you still remember where that crash is, I'm available now, any time. Let me know.
[/]

[private to Padme]
Hello ... Grandmother. this is awkward I guess we should have lunch. Or dinner.
[/]


...hi. Does anyone need their computer fixed?

Is it possible for a Force user to have the same dream as someone else on the same night?

Okay seriously. I don't understand half the things you people say. And I seriously don't understand half the stuff on this world. I've been to a ton of planets and this one is so far so different from the rest. Or maybe I'm just

...And I'm bored.

I'm not sure what I should say right now. I ... didn't exactly take a lot of diplomacy classes at the Academy. Like there was time

My name is Anakin Solo. I'm a Jedi, and I know there are a few others on this planet -- I don't exactly believe what I'm seeing on this rudimentary computer network, but I can definitely sense other Force users in the area, so I can't argue with that.

That said ... can anyone tell me what the kriff is going on? I'm pretty sure I should be dead, not stuck in "Make Believe Land".