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Much as I love this place, I still miss having the New York view outside my window when I wake up.

First paycheck!  Got to do some clothes and supplies shopping!  It's so nice to have at least some money again! 

The budget is really starting to work now that there's money coming in!

Chuck?  I'm totally taking you out for dinner tonight.  You and the kids!  ^_^

You're talking to the City Press's newest reporter!  Yes! 

I GOT THE JOB!!!!

Okay.  That's about all the slime, bathtubs, and proposals we can handle.  It's time to do something about this en masse.  Am I right?

Any suggestions? 

And...um, does anyone know how to mend heels?  Those three brats broke my only shoes.

Number one, this is definitely not the hospital. And number two, why are the lights flickering on and off? Oh yeah, and where am I?

Would someone mind telling me what the hell is going on here, and why there's a dragon outside my window and it somehow still manages to be freezing in here?

And how did I get here?  I was in a frigging TAXI.