Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Is this place always so... noisy?

Hey, to those who knew her, Rose is gone. She didn't show up for her last shift and I went to check her room. Stuffs gone.

Friends just don't stick here
I'm going out for a drink

Has anyone heard from Selene?

So this is what I'm thinking; Pub Quiz.

I really SHOULDN'T give a crap but to keep my shins from being kicked until they are broken..

Penny I'll do the next art project myself and just let you take the credit for it. Or whatever, god.

Women can be so psycho.

[Fail filter to himself]

I like women.

I LIKE WOMEN!

WO MEN!!

[Accidental voice post as shouted when he throws his phone]

I LIKE.... I... LIKE... MEN!!!! GOD DAMNIT!

Paid my bike off!

Now I need something else to do.

HOW AM I NOT REAL???


I skipped school HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.

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My phone's not great, but this castle is cool.


(OOC NOTE: The translation to the start of the message is Cool, cool, cool. This is better than stop motion animation. Not cool. Test. Test. Test.)

Hey, any of you magical types any good with black eyes? Healing them, not giving them.

</s>This is so frustrating</s>

Sorry to bother everyone again, but I'm having a spot of bother trying to work out a few things.

- I can understand the difference between dollars and £.s.d, but I think the value of things is completely different. Is $100 not a lot of money now?

- I found the library in the castle, but I haven't had a chance to really look around it. Is there a good history section? My history teacher is a bit unwilling to accept that I don't know much of what happened after 1942 so I've got a lot of reading to do. I don't mind that part, actually.

- School in general. It's so </s>confusing</s> different. No uniform, people talk back to their teachers, nobody gets caned for talking back... And I'm far from stupid, but I hadn't ever seen a "mac" before, so I don't see what was so funny when I didn't know how to turn one on. This isn't so much a query and much more of a complaint. Sorry.

- I've been told that I'm too young to get a job. Is this true? I'm fourteen, I'm not a child.

[Mass voice post]

Ön darab szemét Olaszországból! Az anyja egy Orosz traktor és az apja volt a falu bolondja a Modena! Köpök meg! Én köpni a gyárban!

[MASS VOICE POST]

The sound of maybe a television going off is heard as well as someone chewing on something crunchy. Then there comes a muffled cry, someone speaking with their mouth full.

"OH COME ON, YOU KNOW THE KILLER IS IN THERE WHY WOULD YOU GO IN THERE? IN THE DARK? NO WONDER YOU DIE FIRST!"

More crunching, a bag rustling, another shout, now without food in the mouth.

"SEE! You died and you deserved it!"

Another crunch and then a yelp.

"HOLY CRAP!"

Just a note for anyone who's new:

All kidnappees drink for free at my saloon, Harvelle's Roadhouse, located at [address].

Someone else should be drinking some of this besides me

I hate this stupid place. I could talk circles about the laws here and just because I don't have a real degree shouldn't mean anything!

BACK TO SCHOOL I GUESS. Jesus let's hope this school is as easyridi... good as Greendale. And now I'm going to get a part time job. Me, Jeff Winger, a part time job.

Selene, our date might have to be put off because as you can see some things came up and now I have to register for this bogus university.

If I have to go to school, where do I get the uniform? (Actually, I am going to need more clothes in general. I arrived in my suit of armour, and I only have a change of clothes because one of the servants was kind enough to give me a jumper and a short-sleeved tee shirt and a pair of jeans that her son didn't want any more.) Will I need to buy my textbooks and satchel and workbooks and pens?

I have some questions;

This is my room, yes? I can do what i like with it? Or will the staff complain?

Does anyone know where I can get a whiteboard/a lot of paper?

Is there a University in the city?

Tags: eames, jeff winger, lance sweets, lily luna potter, minerva paradizo

Anyone here know how to get the papers I need to get back to my job? I'd rather not have to take a bar test all over again and once I get started in a firm I'll make it worth your while.

So. Spike goes nuts over this Claudia, Rothschild. Hm

So, this is a normal day then?

Hello?

Anyone know where I am?

Doesn't really look like Wales, does it?