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Is it just me or are people being really sarcastic tonight?


FOR THE RECORD: I never stopped a robbery, that was a duplicate and he was lying though I can't tell if it was because of what's going on now or not. I don't think it is because I'm not lying.


I think he was just being really weird.

Cripes, okay carry on.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue...

Will someone please tell me why that has lasted for decades? I am going into a red and pink coma.

I swear they make us read 'Romeo and Juliet' at this time every year. Remind me never to become an English teacher.

In the spirit of being responsible -- shhhhhhh, Sirius, I AM -- I need to find a job. But, uh, I'm kind of at a loss about what I should do. I was almost an Auror back home, but I don't think that carries over.

Suggestions - name them.

How is it that we are kidnapped, and they expect US to get jobs? I could be a phlebotamist.

( Selene )

( Mitchell )

Roadhouse.

Need I really say anymore?

[Selene]

And when I'm done there...

[Voice Post]

Attention this is Captain America, if this is an allied country please alert your high official and inform them I am awake. If I am a prisoner I demand to speak to your high official at once.

HOW AM I NOT REAL???


I skipped school HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.

Is it a virus that's causing all the phones to break? They're all a common make, aren't they? And connected to a common network. It'd be easy enough to do.

And does anyone here play chess?

Hey, any of you magical types any good with black eyes? Healing them, not giving them.

</s>This is so frustrating</s>

Sorry to bother everyone again, but I'm having a spot of bother trying to work out a few things.

- I can understand the difference between dollars and £.s.d, but I think the value of things is completely different. Is $100 not a lot of money now?

- I found the library in the castle, but I haven't had a chance to really look around it. Is there a good history section? My history teacher is a bit unwilling to accept that I don't know much of what happened after 1942 so I've got a lot of reading to do. I don't mind that part, actually.

- School in general. It's so </s>confusing</s> different. No uniform, people talk back to their teachers, nobody gets caned for talking back... And I'm far from stupid, but I hadn't ever seen a "mac" before, so I don't see what was so funny when I didn't know how to turn one on. This isn't so much a query and much more of a complaint. Sorry.

- I've been told that I'm too young to get a job. Is this true? I'm fourteen, I'm not a child.

[Mass voice post]

Ön darab szemét Olaszországból! Az anyja egy Orosz traktor és az apja volt a falu bolondja a Modena! Köpök meg! Én köpni a gyárban!

I hate this stupid place. I could talk circles about the laws here and just because I don't have a real degree shouldn't mean anything!

BACK TO SCHOOL I GUESS. Jesus let's hope this school is as easyridi... good as Greendale. And now I'm going to get a part time job. Me, Jeff Winger, a part time job.

Selene, our date might have to be put off because as you can see some things came up and now I have to register for this bogus university.

If I have to go to school, where do I get the uniform? (Actually, I am going to need more clothes in general. I arrived in my suit of armour, and I only have a change of clothes because one of the servants was kind enough to give me a jumper and a short-sleeved tee shirt and a pair of jeans that her son didn't want any more.) Will I need to buy my textbooks and satchel and workbooks and pens?

Some women have more purses than they can use. Some women have more shoes than they can wear.

I have more plants than I can take care of. Walking around my place is almost like a minefield. Is there anyone who might be able to provide a good home for some of these plants?

Nobody home at Spike's crypt. Looks like he is gone. Nothing left there, and I can't picture him cleaning before he moved.

I know I usually made him furious for some reason, but I hope he's doing well, wherever he ended up.

I suppose he was the closest to family I had here.

Not that I don't ever have ideas of my own, and this isn't something I usually bother doing, but I thought resolutions were actually a good idea, so I've come up with some of my own.

1. Stay visible more often.
2. Look for a new job - maybe using my desktop since I can't use it for anything that would involve contacting home.
3. Add a few more colours to my clothes. Suggestions are more than welcome, but NOT orange.
4. Oh... on the new job front, maybe look into opening my own photographic/computer services business.
5. Stop moping over Nathan and Alisha, especially Nathan. After all, when he'd around I can't stand him.
6. Be a better room-mate. Selene? I know it's not something you worry over, but I'm really sorry I've been so antisocial.

Have I forgotten anything?

Excusez-moi? Je semble être perdu... Où suis-je?

La wasn la note 't très utile.

Okay!

Metallica Monopoly, tonight, down in the Dining Hall after dinner. Anyone interested is welcome to join.

First purchase when the stores open: One each mechanic's tool set.

Anybody needs an engine carried downstairs, let me know.

Verrrrrry funny, Santa. I would have been perfectly happy with a set of keys and a note to look in the garage. Guess I know what my after-work hours will be spent doing for the next few months.