Tweak

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Tweak says, "I don't need your loooOOOooOve"

ʜᴀɴsᴇʟ (burnthemall) wrote in makebelievenet,
@ 2013-08-23 21:39:00

Entry tags:

beth greene, gretel, hansel, john shepard, rachel dare

How in the name of fuck do you get this fucking sparkly shit off? Is there a trick to it? A fucking curse? What the hell masochist made this stuff?

Bitch, you're so for it.

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	_gretel 2013-08-23 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going out on a limb here. Two showers weren't enough? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	Fucking four! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-23 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	That's probably the cleanest you've ever been in your life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	It would be if it weren't for all this fucking sparkly shit. Seriously, does this stuff actually come off? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-23 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Well I guess that makes you sparkly-clean, doesn't it. Maybe. Then again, the woman at the store called it the 'Herpes of Craft Supplies', but I'm sure she was just being cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gonna shave your fucking head. Swear to fuck Gretel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-23 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	That would require you somehow sneaking up on me. Never happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	More than one way to skin a cat, sis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-23 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	You're so clever when you're mad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	About as clever as you get bitchy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-23 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm not the one who gets bitchy. I get even. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	No, you go overboard with you're highly competitive streak. Always have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-23 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	I am not competitive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Are too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-23 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Am not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Are too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-23 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Are. Not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Very much are so. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bluehairbrush 2013-08-24 12:29 am UTC (link)
	You glitter bombed him? RESPECT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-26 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. Now I just have to watch for retaliation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bluehairbrush 2013-08-27 01:12 am UTC (link)
	I never had any siblings to prank. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spectrestatus 2013-08-23 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm assuming she got her revenge, then? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	Like over the top bombing of glitter is revenge. That's a war cry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectrestatus 2013-08-23 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	You know, if you went into your room covered in that stuff you're pretty much doomed. Unless you deep clean every surface there's no way you'll ever be fully rid of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure I'm never getting rid of it anyway. She did it at work. It's like...absorbed into the skin or something. Fucking parasitic crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectrestatus 2013-08-23 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	What is the multicolored stuff? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Silver and fucking red. Red. Seriously, how evil does she need to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectrestatus 2013-08-23 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	What's wrong with red? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Totally clashes with my complexion. Whatever, I've been covered in enough red to last several lifetimes, thanks. It's glitter. Everything is wrong with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectrestatus 2013-08-23 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Be thankful. I'm sure it could have been pink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-23 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	I knew I should've gotten pink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Try it and I swear, you'll regret it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	She's bad enough on her own you know, you don't have to give her ideas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spectrestatus 2013-08-23 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	What can I say, I'm a helper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Try really hard not to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gretel 2013-08-23 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	I find the best helpers. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_notacoward 2013-08-23 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Sparkly ~~shit~~ stuff? You mean, like, glitter? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	That's far too kind a name for this crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notacoward 2013-08-23 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Is it like, sparkly sand? Really fine, and almost weightless? That's glitter. Best way to get it is scotch tape. Or... if there's a lot of it, might want to go for duct tape. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I am aware that it's glitter, but evidently it's fucking evil. What by hell is scotch tape? Or duct tape? Because there's more than a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notacoward 2013-08-23 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	How can anything sparkly be evil? I bet you're sparkly. You're not evil? ~~Who doesn't know what duct tape is?~~ Ask one of the castle-staff-people for a roll of duct-tape. It's like, thick cloth with a really sticky side. That sticky side will pick up practically anything. That means body hair, too, so... might want to be careful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Right now, I sparkle, yes. As to the evil, depends on who you ask. I'm already hating the sound of this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notacoward 2013-08-23 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	It seems to be a relative term. It'll all come off eventually. And not like it's toxic. Plus, it's a conversation starter. Hey, maybe even a chick-magnet. I know if I saw a guy with glitter on him, that'd be a good ice breaker. There's always a good story behind glitter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	My sister dropped it on my head because I sprayed her with soda? How would that-- Why would that even-- No. I'll carve off my damn skin before I-- Duct tape you said? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notacoward 2013-08-23 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	My sister used to put salt in my sweet tea and hide my Barbie's heads. I used to put dead frogs in her boots and ink in her shampoo. That's what sisters do. Wow, that's a little drastic. Duct tape. And Scotch tape for the harder-to-reach areas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-23 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	She likes to over react to things. It's not an interesting story. The shifter witch she ran through with a boom stick is an interesting story. Extreme times call for extreme measures. This is gonna suck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notacoward 2013-08-23 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	...shifter witch? Oh good lord, now who's over-reacting. It's glitter, not hepatitis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burnthemall 2013-08-24 09:51 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, she could shift her body, like her density. So you could stab her and she'd be like water, or stone or just really sticky. Kind of disgusting when she blew up. I don't know what that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notacoward 2013-08-24 11:01 am UTC (link)
	I don't even know how to process that. Hepatitis is a real nasty, terminal disease. (Reply to this) (Parent)