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It's been a long time since I put together a class curriculum. The last time I was on a college campus didn't go very well, but so far so good here.

Bored. Bored. Bored.

I swear, set aside the fancy shmancy castle and I'm not really any better off than I was back home. Well, aside from Uhura. At least someone here was willing to take me in. But I'm still little. Adults like the little ones. I have hope.

So...besides the seriously useless school, what do people do around here? I think I've wandered around aimlessly enough times until the corridors of this place start lookin' the same. And I hate doin' homework. I'm half-in' it anyway since it's not like they'll transfer back home. At least I'm not failin'.

But seriously, what do you guys do all day?

...so...I got a job. Over at The Vault.

Don't everyone applaud all at once. Oh hey, look at her being an adult now. 'bout fucking time.

Yeah, well, shut up.

This is a serious low for me. I've already drank three beers to get through this disbelief. I've never actually had a job before. Good thing I've made friends with the owner, considering I stop in there so many times in the week. I think that place is the only place in the city I've actually legitimately paid for something. Anyway, it means all I had to do was ask and I got the job. Yay me. I start tomorrow. Yeah, that's right. I start on Free Comic Book Day.

This whole thing fucking sucks.

Also, Sunshine and Doctor Angst are both gone. Not that any of you probably even give a shit. But that's at least one of the few people who actually liked me and one who tolerated me now gone. Awesome.

Yes I can get you discounts. But only if I like you.

-Faith