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jayne cobb; he'll be in his bunk (jayneonthecobb) wrote in makebelievenet,
@ 2013-05-12 15:37:00

Entry tags:

daryl dixon, faith lehane, inara serra, jayne cobb, natasha romanoff, river tam

Voice Post
Gorram it! I ain't got time for this go tsao de gos se.

I don't take kindly to abductions of my personal self, so whoever is ruttin' in charge of this gos se operation should come out and we'll start the negotiating terms process.

And if you do it quick enough I give you a five minute start to explain yourself before I shoot your ass.

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	Voice Response mingtian 2013-05-12 11:54 am UTC (link)
	Tian ah, you certainly never forgo the introductions, do you? Has it been five minutes? Will you shoot me? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Voice Response jayneonthecobb 2013-05-12 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	Inara? You're behind abducting me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response mingtian 2013-05-12 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	I can assure you that if I were to kidnap anyone on Serenity, you would be the very last on my list. That is a promise. I am also sorry to inform you that I have no idea who has abducted you, but you are not alone in that respect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response jayneonthecobb 2013-05-12 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	You wouldn't take me first? Or second? Why not? I've got charms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Response mingtian 2013-05-16 12:01 am UTC (link)
	I am sure you would exist somewhere in my kidnapping queue. What charms do you think you have, Jayne? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	littledixon 2013-05-12 01:07 pm UTC (link)
	you'll be shooting at air. ain't no one around who knows who's brought us all here except the goddamn useless man himself. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-12 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh ya? How are you so gorram certain about that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littledixon 2013-05-12 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	been here almost 3 damn months and aint seen hide nor hair of this so-called kidnapper. some people been here longer and aint heard a thing neither. just sayin... ya prolly shouldn't hold your breath. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-13 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Ain't no one in that time reveal themselves? Ain't nobody gone looking for them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littledixon 2013-05-13 12:21 am UTC (link)
	everybody and their damn cousin gone lookin. aint nobody found shit. the only way this guy shows himself, if ya can even call it that, is by making some freaky ass shit go down here from time to time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-13 12:24 am UTC (link)
	What kind of freaky ass shit? Like the kind you hear on news feeds about some nutcase keeping sex slaves in a locked room of his house and the neighbors all thinking he's kindly-like? What kind of abductor has us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littledixon 2013-05-13 12:27 am UTC (link)
	hell no. more like shit that cant exactly be explained. crap like... waking up half animal, half goat or whatever, or finding a younger version of yourself walking around. if we knew that, i think it'd be a bit easier to find him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-13 12:28 am UTC (link)
	You been drinkin'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littledixon 2013-05-13 12:29 am UTC (link)
	i wish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-13 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Is there a place to drink round here? Don't tell me our abductor thinks we should all be respecting some Bible rules. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littledixon 2013-05-13 12:33 am UTC (link)
	quite a few bars down in the city. aint too far. i know it sounds fuckin insane, but i aint lying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-13 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	What kind of place puts a stone castle next to a city? When does that make any lick of sense? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littledixon 2013-05-13 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	when you're in the land of fuckin make believe i guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-13 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	You gotta watering hole recommendation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littledixon 2013-05-13 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	golden horse aint too bad. good beer, pricks mostly leave ya alone, aint too bad for the darts neither (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-14 11:53 am UTC (link)
	This place got directions or are you offerin to bring me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littledixon 2013-05-15 12:48 am UTC (link)
	[Directions] i'd take ya but aint a good day no matter how much i could use a drink. might be better just orderin from the kitchens so you don't get your ass lost til someone can take ya. beer's shit but least it's free (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dancingtam 2013-05-13 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't advisable. Doesn't seem to be harmful here. Just sticky. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-13 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Gorram it, Girl! I gotta spend my abduction with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dancingtam 2013-05-13 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	I was here first. Not just yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-13 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	I don't care what you got first. I'm here now and I ain't appreciating the irony of being stuck with you on a planet. Ain't got anyone else with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dancingtam 2013-05-13 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Not irony. Inara. You're already talking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-14 11:55 am UTC (link)
	Whatever. Why don't you get, Girl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dancingtam 2013-05-14 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Nowhere to get, just where we've got. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	secondxbest 2013-05-15 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Careful, newbie, this place got you speakin' in tongues. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-15 11:23 am UTC (link)
	What d'ya mean? Ain't no devil talk coming from me, even if sure as hell got a bit of the devil in me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondxbest 2013-05-16 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	You weren't speakin' English for a bit there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aredledger 2013-05-15 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Calm down. There's no need to shoot at anyone. Unfortunately, we have yet to find whoever is doing this to us. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jayneonthecobb 2013-05-15 11:24 am UTC (link)
	Give me one good reason why an abduction don't call for shooting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aredledger 2013-05-16 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	You may accidentally shoot an innocent bystander who had absolutely nothing to do with your kidnapping. I don't think you would like to have blood on your hands so early in your time here. (Reply to this) (Parent)