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Word of warning to those who don't know. Loki has appeared. He's an evil, conniving trickster from Asgard who tried to take over the Earth by leading an invading alien army known as the Chitauri. So...use caution if you speak to him.

If anyone needs me I'm going to be shooting all the things at the range

Woah.

This is... this is freaky.

Dudley, did you have something to do with this? No, how would you have gotten me to a friggin castle without me noticing?

My name is Harry. Harry Potter. How did I get here?

And what is this cat hanging around the room, he won't let me near him.

[Private]

I just
Why him?
I mean did't

I fought it at first, but after he came I stepped down. I didn't rebel. I got a job, I began to live an ordinary life. Why did you have to take him away? Why did you bring him here only to send him back? What sort of game is this? You turn me into a Sith Lord, you make me almost kill him, you send Reavers on us, and...and more...and I just. I played the game.

I don't doubt you can probably see this. I just don't want the others to see me like this. So weak with emotion. But I want it in writing so you know that I don't want to sit by anymore. I don't want to play your games. You either send me back or give him back to me. I don't know what I'll do, but I'll find some way to piss you off enough to force me to go back.

Why did you have to take him now? I hadn't even...I didn't get a chance to talk to him about...I mean if Padmé and Anakin can why couldn't we?

I just wanted to start over. I just wanted a normal life. I'm tired of running and fighting. There's a point where it has to stop.

But I'm willing to fight one more time if it stops you.

/end Private

In case anyone knew him, my husband, Han Solo, was sent home. Don't give me your pity.

( Private to Padmé )

( Private to Anakin )

I think I've been drugged.....or I was really drunk last night......or maybe I was abducted? I'll be honest, I'm trying really hard not to panic at the idea of being abducted again. Either way, I am not where I fell asleep last night and I have absolutely no idea where I am or how I got here.

I assume that there must be others if I was given a phone. Does somebody mind telling me where I am? Or how I got here? Or how I can get home?

Dear Diary,

Today I got kidnapped to the LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE. Cartoon birds did not fly through the window to help me get dressed, nor did they help me get into any sort of hijinks. In fact, there is a horrifying lack of cartoon animal sidekicks in this joint. I may have to write a strongly worded letter to the folks in charge.

And I'm pretty sure Harry Potter is here. I'm trying to play it cool.

xoxo
Gossip Rachel

P.S. Apparently Tumblr still exists in other worlds. This is good news for my cat gif obsession.


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