Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Merde! Ce n'est pas juste. Non, cela ne peut pas se produire. Putain je souhaite que ce n'était qu'un rêve!

Just because I dress like a man, does not mean I want to be a man.


(French translation: Shit! This is not right. No, this cannot be happening. God damn it I wish this was a dream!)

So waking up was was a bit of a shock this morning.

It's lovely to know that the castle is kind enough to include those of us who don't even live there in its little games.

Oh. Okay. Great.

Can somebody lend me some pants?

Good news: I can see again. I checked, and I have all of my senses! Not one is missing

But, sorta eh news: I'm a dude. I've got something hanging down there that wasn't there before.

Honestly, I don't know why everyone is complaining about this. This is definitely not the worst thing to happen or the worst thing that could've happened. I'm not saying I want to stay this way. There were definitely more perks and things I could get when female. But, I consider this a new toy, honestly. I'm gonna make a game out of it. How many ladies hearts can I break? Also, I'm gonna see if I can get me a bike. When I say bike I mean motorbike. And when I say get me...well, you know.

I'm even more happy now that my leather jacket is the one I stole off some guy on my first day in L.A. Means it still fits right now!

Come on, folks! Don't be such downers! This is gonna be fun!

-Faith

...I need to find me a dude name to sign out as.

I have a date.

I'm totally terrified. He's never met me. I sound like Mickey Mouse. I don't even know if he will like me.

I'm excited about going, and I feel guilty too. I love Blaine, I always will, but if he never comes back, I hate to think of life alone. I think he would want me to try to move on, and have some fun. This isn't bad. It's just dinner. It's just a start.

Here's my public service announcement.

I am a vampire. I miss blood from the vein. Now, I know better than to do that here, and I have tapped the blood bank for my supply, but I miss regular feeding. Any vampire who says they don't prefer a vein is lying their ass off. Luckily, I also have control.

Carry on.

This is great! I love the castle and the Land of Make Believe. Nothing but good things happen here. Being brought here against my will is probably one of the best things to have ever happened to me.

In fact, I love it here so much I hope I never leave. When I went to purchase a tea my brain understood that, in reality, I wanted coffee. So when I spoke, I ordered tea. And the mean barista gave me tea with no sugar or milk. It was just what I wanted.

Now with the gender changes I'm seeing, I hope all of the people I love have changed as well. If you could please ignore this and not tell me if you are horrible, then I would hate it.

Officially things have gone from cool weird to not cool weird.

And I am suddenly very, very, very glad that no one else from home is here to witness this. Pooch would never, ever, ever let me live this down.

Okay. Okay. So. Okay.

Why did I wake up with boobs?! WHY? WHY?

God, I thought my day couldn't get worse from half the crap that's been coming out of my mouth, but now I'm seeing guys who were girls and vice versa and I'm just wondering why everyone's day is going to hell. How do these things even happen here? Whoever or whatever brought us here has to be seriously bored. This just in? Messing with who people are and their free will? It's not funny.

It's making me miss home and that's everything I don't want to go through, not that way.


Is everyone okay? Damon, you were a guy when I left this morning, please tell me you still are.. Claudia, Rachel, Gwen--you're all okay, too, right?

So. I've been here about two weeks now, and this place is insane. Thanks for turning me seventeen, people. Because that was just what I wanted to relive. Just rub it in that I used to be an idealistic little thing with all the hope in the world and now I'm bitter and cynical and - just...thanks for that.

Still haven't figured out a way to get home yet, either. Still working on that. My world sucks? But at least it makes sense.