Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

This is weird.

I mean on one hand I feel like I've been adultnapped to the Land of Make Believe (really? I mean that's what this place is called?) but I've been adultnapped to a place with room service, and some sort of communications network. And I'm in a castle. A castle! Freaking cool man.

Also: Hi.

Also: I was sort of in the middle of something Really Important. So anyone have an ETA on how long I gotta cool my heels here?