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I've never had my own phone before. This is nice.

Hi, I'm Karrin, and I'm from Chicago. When I grow up, I'm going to be a cop, just like my dad.

Guess who has a job!? Me! I'll be working at [Insert name of designer clothes store]! I start Tuesday. I'm both excited and nervous.

The Royal Wedding was gorgeous! I'm so glad we watched it together, B. Definitely worth getting up so early.

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I've been wanting to do something for my girlfriend since we arrived here, but I'm still pretty new at this dating thing and I'm still looking for a job, so I don't really have much extra money. I need some advice and not only is my best friend not here, but he's not very good in this department either.

Prongs. Moony. Anyone. There's a place in town that sells motorbikes. I mean, they're nothing on mine, obviously. Mainly because they're stubbornly grounded. But I want one.