James and Sirius, this isn't funny anymore! I don't know what you two have done, but it's not funny! SEND ME BACK RIGHT NOW! Yes, it's a clever prank and yes, I've finally figured out how to work this thing you left here for me to talk to you guys with. Who are all those other people showing up on it?
Anyways, I'm sick of it and I've got classwork to do! Why didn't you test it out on someone else besides me? You normally use Peter, or go and pick on Snape.
[Added in about 20 minutes later]Guys, honestly... I've got a lot of potions work to do and you know I'm rubbish at it. Where did you two send me? There's people in the halls I've never seen before and I KNOW I'm not at Hogwarts. FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY OR I'M TELLING PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL!
[Added an hour later]JAMES POTTER AND SIRIUS BLACK! I WILL HEX YOU INTO NEXT YEAR IF YOU DON'T GET ME BACK TO HOGWARTS THIS INSTANT! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
[Added 2 hours later] If you found out about my secret, I'm sorry! I can explain everything. Just bring me back. Please???