Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

This is a bloody joke, isn't it? Kidnapped to the Land of Make Believe. That's probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. These people are pretty hospitable for kidnappers. Giving us a phone and what I think is currency. Pretty posh rooms too.

I'm going to assume that everyone on this network is in this similar predicament and introduce myself. My name's Dr. John Watson. Anything you can really tell me about what's going on here would be lovely.

I take it there's no way to get home, right? This place is nuts and I can't find my friend Sherlock.

He's um.. not too tall. British. Balding Brownish hair. Permanent five o'clock shadow. Extreme know-it-all. Anyone seen him?