Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Why are middle aged businessmen so boring? I mean, under all the sordid shit they try to hide, just boring?

And when did child abuse become a entertainment franchise? I mean, really, how can that stuff be legal? They're like performing monkeys. If monkeys were forced into frilly shit, painted up and give really big hair.

I really wish I'd tailed the floozy in the skirt instead.