Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

IIIIIIIIIIIICHIIIIIIIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Come to your loving father's arms!!!!!

[Added a Few Minutes Later]

I almost forgot! Good afternoon, everyone! My name is Isshin Kurosaki! I've just arrived, and I am seeking gainful employment! Where might a capable, handsome doctor find work in this place? My apologies in advance, ladies. My heart is already taken!

There are walkers on my TV...

Right, I still don't believe the lot of this, but I am willing to suspend my disbelief if some kind soul can tell me where I can get a bottle of Ogden's. That would be a far better "welcome" gift than this impossibly complicated piece of rubbish Muggle technology.

Good to know fuckery is a form of humor that's survived the centuries.


Thank you to whomever it was in the office that left the pressurized can of Diet Coke in the cold box. The bees absolutely loved me on the tran back to the castle.