Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

[Filtered to Rick, Beth, Carol, and Glenn]

any of ya'll heard from michonne yet? some dude's walking around with her body. can't say i really wanna imagine how she's handling that.

and beth's gone form blondie to whatever the hell she is now.

[Filtered to Michonne]

hey, last samurai? you still handling yourself?

We have a situation.

Tonight's the full moon. And Snape is now in Ruby's body. We need a plan.

Does this place hate us or does this place hate us?

Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Happy birthday to me!

Today, I'm (almost) a man. And this is the most hilarious birthday entertainment.

I wanna do all the things today! I want tea and watercolors and to start learning again to swim with legs. And I want to do more gushing and see what Quidditch is, because I really think I already know but I can't remember. Oh, and anything else, I should learn about this place, too. You know who you are...are any of you free?

[Nate]
If you're still stuck in Rachel's body...do you need anything?

My sympathies to those who have changed. If there is anything I might do to help, I am glad to offer assistance.

[Ichigo and Regulus]

Please do not hesitate to notify me if you suspect there may be difficulty in regards to the ablities that have been transferred along with Kurosaki-kun's body. Early intervention might be best, given the nature of a shinigami's powers.

To add to the already chaotic barrage of confusion, I am not myself.

Whoever is in possession of a tall, dark skinned female body with dreadlocks, if you damage me there will be hell to pay. Whoever is the owner of a young, red haired body, are you allergic to anything?

[Filtered to Prison Group]

I am fine. Physically. I think.

I plan to stay in my room. Unless otherwise needed.

Glenn, I don't think the job search is happening until I'm in my own body again.

I'm struggling to cope with this ones centre of gravity.