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So, am I to understand that the little note on the table is intended to subdue panic? It could use a little work, though I am certainly in no position to critique the work of mysterious strangers. Honestly, why is it always kidnapping that people resort to as a means to an end? I have experienced worse standards of living, however, so I will withhold any complaints. I have to say that I am admittedly intrigued by the idea of being whisked away against my will.

Who runs this planet? Is it Alliance? Any help beyond the briefest of introductions would be delightful. In the meanwhile, my name is Inara Serra, and I am sure it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.