Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

So, my girlfriend is a mermaid. I don't really know what to think about that. But it's really lame! There is so much about this place that is confusing, and the fact that something like this happened is just even more confusing. How am I supposed to date her and see her if she has to stay in the bathtub?

And I never liked The Little Mermaid.

Where the hell am I? And I don't want this Land of Make Believe crap.

Who are you? What are you? How did you get me here? I'm getting tired of this whole lets throw Bo into strange new places and situations without warning thing.