Don't panic. I've dealt with worse. I think. Maybe.Alright. I'm mildly impressed. So, what is it? Some drug or poison-induced hallucination? Am I asleep, is this you controlling my dreams right now?
The kidnapped away to an elaborate fairytale-like castle bit is one thing, but the fishtail? Now, that's a nice touch.
But cut the crap.
I'm not interested in playing your games, so go ahead and show yourself so that we can settle this. Face-to-face.