Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Uh, friends of mine? Can I come live with one of you for a few days? Until Reggie is gone.

Alright. I could be wrong. But I'm pretty sure kidnapping is a crime. One you get arrested for, charged with, thrown the book at for in court. In short, it's wrong.

Chris? I've fulfilled all contractual obligations, I shouldn't be required for the show anymore.

So, I would like to go home now, we don't have to involve the authorities.

is this thing really a mobile phone

Capt. Robinson? This wasn't in the briefing

Simmons, if you're fucking about, I swear I'm gonna kick your fucking arse from here to next week. I spent all day yesterday doing recce round this fucking place and if this is one of your stupid bloody dreams

What's all this, then?

[OoC: This post has been posted, edited, re-edited and edited one last time, over the course of about an hour or so

Also, Eames' AU - Everything he's ever done since he started on Project Morpheus has been within a dream. Three levels down with the right compounds can cover a long time in less than a day up top, after all. Eames woke up from the Long Dream yesterday morning, in his early twenties and still Lt. Eames of the British Army.]

Ever notice how gross ear wax tastes?

It seems as though Charlie Weasley has left as well.

Why does everyone I know leave?