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I am looking for help with something. As it turns out, my job at the University consists of long hours, and I rarely arrive back to the castle in time for the dinner prepared by the staff here. I was wondering if someone could help me with learning the basics of cooking. I have never had to cook before in my life, so I am afraid I know very little.

Is this some sort of punishment?

I'm sorry to whoever brought me here. I'm sorry! I know my father's death is my fault. I know I created the Lizard. I didn't know Doctor Connors had it in him! But, I was planning on leaving. I was going to leave my family. I was even considering leaving New York once I had the money.

I was going to stay away. You didn't have to bring me here to guarantee I wouldn't hurt anyone else. It was my father's funeral for goodness sake!

Also, what is up with the pig?!

I heard someone in the other room. I can't stay here right now.

What the kriff is this?

If this is some work done by the Rebel Scum, they will have to answer to me. You think my destruction of Alderaan was bad? You haven't seen anything yet.

Master Vader, can you see this? It's me, Darth Verloren. I seem to be stuck in some sort of small room, in a concrete building of rooms, on a primitive planet.

There was someone making noise next door. But I took care of him.

I suspect it's a good thing I have requested cooking lessons, as it appears as though the staff refuses to cook meals now... And I do not believe I can live off fruit and yogurt for however long this is going to last.

Help!

There is no one preparing breakfast in the kitchens. Also, there is no food prepared in the kitchens!

At least there are sandwich makings...

And rum.

I had a pig run up to me, and I'm not too surprised by this. I don't know the owner's name though, just that he seemed to have a low tolerance for the cold.

So, did anyone lose a pig?

This place again?

Fucks and arses.

Reminds me, my arse itches.


OOC: Hello everyone, for those who don't know him, this is Squib Reggie. He was disowned by his family when it was apparent he had no magical abilities, and he grew up in an orphanage. He's rude and gross and scrappy. \o/ Enjoy. If you want more details, just ask me or watch him in play.

I know how to cook if anyone needs any help. I learned when I was pretty young. It's one of those things that always stuck around. Someone had to keep my dad from serving meat that was meant to be thrown at a track meet. Anyway, the offer is open.

Well, how about that. Fall asleep in one hell hole, wake up in another. Good thing I don't care, otherwise this would be a drag.

So, who can tell me the need-to-knows about this place, especially where a girl can have some fun? I'd ask someone, but my appetite just keeps getting in the way. Tsk tsk.


(ooc: i probably should have left this note before, ha. elena's AU is that she is a vampire. she had her humanity switched off by damon, because she just lost her brother and couldn't bear the grief. so, she's been eating the locals and wiping the memories of it, so expect an increase in weird 'animal attacks'.)