I got this cute little furry thing and brought it home. It didn't seem to do anything, but the girls liked to play with it, or at least bark at it. The next day there were five, and now I don't even want to count how many there are. I almost stepped on ten this morning just trying to get to the bathroom, and then I had to throw more of them out of the shower.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.