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( At first, this is a very disgruntled voice post as Rukia tries to figure out this kind of smartphone. She's not stupid with technology, at least, but this is definitely an upgrade from even Japan's phones in 2001. Also, this is all in Japanese. )

How the hell do I get this to type? Stupid English, why can't I find the Japanese function! Where is that fool when I need him to show me how to use such nonsense? Curses, there must be something-- is this recording?! Damnit. Am I speaking to someone?! What is happening? ( Her speech gets fuzzy as she fumbles with the phone and figures out how to cancel the audio feed and go to a keyboard that suits her language needs, so ~ )

~~~ヾ(＾∇＾)おはよー♪　あたしは朽木ルキアと申しますよ～　よろしくお願いしますね～～～～　ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ　英語がへたよね～　誰か日本語と英語ができますか？　お手伝ってくれませんか～？　★あ(^-^) り(-^ ) が(　 ) と( ^-) う＼(^0^)/★　

Aa aa how to say... Rukia is me na! Can help me? So new na, know nothing. Weird place! Japan is where? Type wa okay ka? I hard try!



(**Japanese says~ Good morning! My name is Kuchiki Rukia. Nice to meet you all~~~ I suck at English. Can someone speak Japanese and English? Can you please help me~? Thank you!)

I had a lovely date tonight. Although, it was sort of strange happened. I went down to smell the food that we had ordered but there was nothing. I couldn't smell a thing, and the food looked really good. I don't know if I'm getting a cold or something? I don't know but I hope that its something that my son can't catch.