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Well this is a surprising way to start the day. Apparently I was somehow moved down to the second floor of the North Wing. All my stuff and Sarge too.

In 13 days I will officially be Professor Myka Bering. It's all a little surreal as I never saw my life heading in this direction...

Yeah, so, high school?

It sucks.

Everybody laughed at me when the teacher asked me to read out loud in English, and somebody tripped me and made me spill my food everywhere at lunch.

I think I'll stay home from now on.

It's a new year, time to celebrate with a new house. I assume it works the same way it does where we come from. Has anyone bought one here yet?

I think I could do a few New Years Resolutions.

Like, I should blow up more things. I should make a weekly goal and work towards it.

And it's probably time to replace Scruffy. He was a good pet spider, may he rest in piece.

I could work on my horticulture skills?

...things couldn't just remain slightly strange, could they? How did I go to sleep in one room in the castle and wake up in a completely different room?

Someone moved me.