Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Okay what the hell?

I have a roll of bubble wrap. Nothing can ruin my mood right now.

His thing runs but cannot walk,
sometimes sings, but never talks.
Lacks arms, has hands;
lacks a head but has a face.
Who is he?

I need a new desk.

And someone to help me move a desk into an office on the third floor of the University. Please.

Call me crazy, but I kind of miss the museum. Not the being a wax figure, or the visitors, but those little cowboys were kind of cool, and how many times in your life will you get to play fetch with a T-rex?

Augh. Headache.

Need aspirin.

And whiskey.