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The Land of Make Believe? Honestly? Sirius if this is another of your pranks, I really will strangle you this time! I understand that you're bored, but Dumbledore was insistent that you stay put.

I'm assuming you left the mobile here for me so you could laugh yourself silly while monitoring me. Where in blazes did you get these things from? I have to admit though, you've really outdone yourself this time. This has easily got to be the most elaborate stunt you've ever pulled.

Okay. I have a dog and I have no idea where to get food for him. He can't keep eating table scraps. My mom will kill me if he gains any more weight. So, help?