[The beeping sound of several keys being hit leads into the following monologue, clearly not meant for the public]Acting-Captain's Log: Stardate, Unknown
I have no idea where or when it is I woke up just now, but I can definitely say I don't like it. My communicator is on the fritz, and I can't reach Scotty to inform him of the fact that he's messed up big time. He was supposed to beam us back onto the
Enterprise, but complaining about that won't do anything for now.
I found this weird device upon my arrival here, in this strange old castle, and it looks to be some sort of primitive mobile phone. I remember seeing a diagram of one a while back in one of my history textbooks. I can only assume that I've either ended up on a planet with a remarkably similar technological growth to Earth, or that I've gone back in time. I didn't think the latter was possible, but after the day I've had, I'm not sure
anything is impossible anymore. Especially time travel.
I think I've figured out how to use this thing, anyway, and here's hoping I've worked out its privacy features.
Kirk out.