Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

[We'll let you decide if that's cocky for "good morning, sunshine," or "wtf/fml."]

Oh my god. I thought I got it bad. Christ almighty, this is amazing.

Also, my back hates me right now. And I've never been so glad to have limbs and hands and things. Being a snake is bizarre.

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Very funny you guys. Turn me into a goose to where I have to waddle everywhere, it was not a fun experience. And why did I feel the need to peck my food when I suddenly appeared myself, that is just so strange. Please don't turn me into another animal, I have rehearsals to attend to and I can't really go when I'm not looking like myself.

Also I haven't gotten around to say this yet and before anything else happens to me I would like to say that it was really nice to meet everyone at that dinner party that Kurt threw for Finn and I. Kurt and Blaine have made some amazing friends and I really did have a great time. So if any of you wanted to do anything anytime I'm all in.

Should I still want to be butting things with my head?

Also, my fiancée appears to be a goose. That's going to make it hard for her to get to rehearsals today. Kurt, Blaine, can you tell them she's sick, or something?