Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

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[OoC: The message is full of hisses of two different lengths and pauses of two lengths as well. "hiss" is short, "hissssss" is long. There is also a lot of barking in the background.]

hiss hiss-hissssss hissssss-hissssss hiss hiss-hiss-hiss

hiss-hiss-hiss hissssss-hissssss-hissssss hiss-hiss-hiss

[the barking is suddenly a lot closer and there is a much longer hiss that sounds almost aggressive before the barking backs off. There is a longish pause before the deliberate hissing starts up again]

hiss-hissssss-hissssss-hissssss hiss-hissssss hissssss-hiss-hissssss-hiss hissssss-hiss-hissssss

hissssss-hiss-hissssss-hiss hissssss-hissssss-hissssss hiss-hissssss-hiss hissssss-hiss hiss hiss-hissssss-hiss hiss hissssss-hiss-hiss

Do people turn into animals often around here?

It's my birthday tomorrow.

Everything is wrong. EVERYTHING IS WRONG. I'm missing everything. Where is my Halo Night? Where is Vintage Games Night? And what about my barbecue bacon cheeseburger? I have missed EVERYTHING. This world is complete chaos and I don't like it. I want to go home.

I must figure out a way.

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OOC: Damon couldn't quite get the hang of typing, but the letters would form many four letter words, not fit for ickles.

[sent mid-morning once he's figured out how to use the phone in his changed (and much smaller) form]



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help

get gwiiinn away

far toohappy abt this